Japanese Beetles Sucked

A Japanese Beetle should cower
When sitting on top of my flower,
Eating Petunias with Glee.
He’ll no longer mettle
I’m crushing each petal
And stomping each buffet to-be.

Trapped inside astonishment
We both hold some accomplishment
Until I find his buddies in my garden
Pesto potential’s eaten
By those who’ve found a seat in
My basil plants and fail to beg my pardon.

Previous instincts didn’t suck
So I try a whirlwind attack
Rubbing my shop vac quick for luck
Let’s hope that they never come back.

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One thought on “Japanese Beetles Sucked

  1. Japanese beetles would shower
    Off the leaves of the plant from the power
    Of a magical dust called Sevin
    Just shake on a bit
    When the beetles have bit
    They’ll be elsewhere and it will not be heaven.

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