Catholic Pickup Lines
Didn’t I see you at World Youth Day?
How about you, me, and a Passion Play?
I always kiss on the lips at the sign of peace.
After shaking hands, we’re supposed to release?
I think the iris’s in your eyes,
Remind me of the little flower.
It only took me 22 tries
Before I found your holy hour.
I need a partner for my marriage prep class,
And since you distract me at mass,
We could get married and stop stalling?
Was my message on your phone your calling?
Wanna call it the March for Wife,
Start a family and be pro-life?
Should I genuflect or stand in line,
‘Cause girl, you look absolutely divine.
Do you have the gift of interpretation?
Or can I whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
Lets start a up a good conversation
Holding theology of your body near.
Was I knocked out by your beauty or slain in the spirit?
I hear you’ve got the gift of tongues, want to share?
I didn’t know my pilgrimage stopped here it’s
Great though to be stuck inside your stare.
We’ll go out after a decade or two
But lets not rush, lets pray this moment lingers.
I forgot my rosary, can I share with you?
You forgot yours? Lets use my fingers.
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7 thoughts on “Catholic Pickup Lines”
This is AMAZ-ZA-ZING!
Thanks. I had a lot of fun writing it.
This one is great.
And a poem like this would make a good villanelle too.
Let me know if you get any traffic. I’ll be curious (and I blogrolled you).
Thanks for the blog roll and the comment. Every time I see your icon, I wonder what kind of poetry license plates are taken already for Ohio.
This is amazing! This poet has a lot of talent! 😀 very clever – last stanza is my favorite! and also the second one “It only took me 22 tries/ before I found your holy hour”
Thanks for your comment Alexa. Hope to see you as a fan of bonjourpoetry.com on facebook.