A friend of mine, a man of God
Was wandering on retreat.
He had to go, but found it odd
Enough to have to tweet
And facebook out his circumstance
For all the world to see
What made him take a second glance
When on his way to pee.
The sign read “women” on the door,
But this convenient compromise
Left him unphased before
He had his urinal surprise.
The friend mentioned in the poem was Chris Padget. Check out his site.
BonjourPoetry 
The bathrooms at Tommy More used to urinals too.
Tell Chris I said hi! I just used some of his music when I was filling in for Teresa Tomeo last week.