This video is yesterday’s poem and today’s poem combined. Crazy I know. I’m walking on the wild side.

A Newborn’s Bodily Functions

When my son nurses he’s often slurping
loudly and that’s totally okay.
We’ll pat him on the back to get him burping
And when he spits up, then we‘ll say,

“Good job, nice burp, way to work it out!”
And we say something similar if we hear him fart.
But I know that soon enough, without a doubt
The cuteness of bodily functions will depart.