Asking Mary about Sneezes
“What would you say to Jesus
when you happened on His sneezes
would you call upon the other two?
Or simply say, You bless You?”
Tag: everyday
Some Times I Make Typos – Proofread copy
I guess you could say this is the English translation of Sum Thyme’s I’m ache Thai Pose. You’ll want to click that link if you haven’t read the original version of the poem.
Some Times I Make Typos.
Some time’s I make typos,
But I suppose
That’s a part of using
Computers. We’re losing
Our ability to auto
Correct or we’d rather
Machines somehow know
How words choose to gather
Letters in a specific order,
Which is better. And I’m,
a red squiggle supporter
who’s now saving time.
If it’s not under lined in red
There’s no sense in rereading
To check spelling for misleading
Things I might have said.
Sum thyme’s I’m ache Thai pose
My apologies for yesterday’s typo. Here’s a poem on typos to make up for it.
Sum thyme’s I’m ache Thai pose
Sum thyme’s I’m ache Thai pose
Butt eyes up hose
Hats apart off fusing
Come pewter’s. Whirl oozing
Are ebb ill it he two ought toe
Core hector weed rat her
Ma sheens um owe no
how herds chews too gat her
let hers inn us pacific hoarder,
Witch his beater. En dime,
air head squid gills a porter
whose know shaving thyme
Whiff hit snot hunter limed inn read
They’re snow since inn re reed ding
Too Czechs peeling four miss leading
Thinks eye mite half’s ed.
Now CLICK HERE for the easy to read version of this poem
Where does the day go?
Where does the day go?
I haven’t checked things off my list
Look around, there’s tons I’ve missed,
The garden still needs weeding
The baby still needs feeding
I’ll let Jodi handle that one
But there so much more undone.
The cluttered chaos on the ground
Doesn’t make me feel unwound
I don’t want to pick up my shoe
and place it neatly out of view
But when you act on “I don’t want to”
Then it’s just left out to taunt you.
Grilled Cheese Vs. Taco
Grilled Cheese Vs. Taco
Taco cuts to the cheese, “Lets get down to business.”
Looks at the sandwich and says, “I can wiz this.”
Onlookers respond, “dude, that cheese is cut
He’s ripped out like Rambo to kick your butt.”
But still Taco thinks “no man I’ll unbread him,
Leave him for slices of cheese then I’ll shred him.
He’ll crumble like feta, shake like parmesan
This grilled cheese is girl cheese I’ve stumbled upon.”
“Careful,” said Grilled Cheese “you shell of a taco.
I’ll break you apart and make you a nacho,
I’ll flatten you out and scare out your toppings.
Don’t bother me kid, go scrape up your droppings.”
Friday
Friday
Weeping, hear me, as I do relay,
The incidents my mind keeps out of sight,
I clenched my fist as I killed Christ today.
I assure you of the truth in what I say,
I chose to do what I knew wasn’t right
Weeping hear me as I do relay
I took a nail and let His flesh give way
My sin driving in absence of His light.
I clenched my fist as I killed Christ today.
The image of it in my mind will play,
Tomorrow’s sins forecast by today’s fight
Weeping hear me as I do relay,
Alone I rest, I’m crying out Yaweh!
My Christ I need you, shed on me Your might.
I clenched my fist as I killed Christ today.
“Innocent” society would say
But I cry out in light as in the night
Weeping, hear me, as I do relay
I clenched my fist as I killed Christ today.
Joseph’s Rosary
Joseph’s Rosary
What if Joseph prayed the rosary,
Asked his wife to “pray for me”,
Act as an interceder,
Would we call him a wife-beader?
Teething Techniques
Teething Techniques
I’m testing out a circumstance we
haven’t tried so if by chance he
hushes up then I can be
inside a moment quietly.
Right now he’s in the jumper,
But he’s looking for his thumb or
Something else to chew upon
Until the teething phase is gone.
So I’ve rigged up rings within his reach
But still, I don’t know how to teach
Him place your mouth around the rings
So I’ll enjoy the calm it brings.
Weeding
Weeding
I have to weed the garden
But I’m guardin’
My weeds, I’m half-in
the promise from seeds.
In my garage
lies a mirage
of flowers
that cowers
behind my thoughts of weeding
and the long haul leading
past dirt under my finger nails
before a flower petal sails.
Revelation Tool
Revelation Tool
Why is rain a revelation tool
That’s used in movies
To groove these
Characters into Someone
When there is no sun.
With their contemplation and rain thinking
Watching the rain sinking
Into sewers
As viewers
Understand
The rain planned
To give him another chance
To review his stance
And know he’s alive
As we strive
For something
The rain may bring.
BonjourPoetry 